NAE: How about some Hors d'heurves or a piece of finger food, TnT: Wah is dis lil piece ah ting yuh trying togive meh? NAE: Here Kitty kitty.. get down from the roof. TnT: Eh yuh ole dutty cyat, come orf de bleddy galvanize before ah stone yuh tail! NAE: I think something is wrong with Susan, she might have the flu. TnT: Papayo! It look like dey wuk obeah on Susan. NAE: Aren't those pants a bit short? TnT: Yuh expekin ah flood or wha? NAE: Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that. TnT: Buh wha trouble is dis? Boy stop flingin meh grip so. NAE: I wish you would quit lying. TnT: Stop de blinkin lyin, yuh is ah ole liyad. NAE: Lift the hood of the car for me John. TnT: Yute-man, fly de bonnet nuh! NAE: I love you girl. TnT: Ah rell check fuh yuh, yuh know. NAE: Oh the poor little boy is handicap. TnT: Look at de lil invalid...poor ting. NAE: It's time for a perm. TnT: Gyul , yuh head need straightenin bad. NAE: Yuck! This is nasty! TnT: Oh geeeeed!! Dis ting nasty too bad. NAE: Girl, your acne is terrible. TnT: Gal how yuh face look like ah grater so? NAE: I have a stomach ache. TnT: Meh belly gripin meh. NAE: He has no manners. TnT: He doh have no broughtupcy. NAE: Perspiration odor TnT: He smell bad boy. NAE: Poached (boiled) chicken TnT: Dat meat eh start tuh cook yet. : NAE: Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder. TnT: Dat chile too dam harden, bust ah lash in he ass. NAE: He has a touch of Dyslexia. TnT: He duncee fuh so. NAE: I need a bottle of Peptobismal...my stomach hurts. TnT: Ah need ah purge bad...ah cork up. NAE: It's been a long time since I've seen you girl. TnT: AH! You still alive gyul? NAE: Lord, we have lost electricity again. TnT: Jeezanages, current gorn again. NAE: This meal is not too bad. TnT: Wha doh kill does fatten and wha doh fatten does purge. NAE: Where did you buy that awful Bracelet Cindy? TnT: Is weh yuh buy dat big ole koskel lookin bangle chile? NAE: Oh my, your feet are so dry. TnT: How yuh foot and dem looking so hard? Waiter to a "White Person": how would you like your steak? "White Person": medium please. Waiter to a Trini: how would you like your steak? Trini: Curry nah! |