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Trinis in Heaven.....I tell you, these Trinis are always trouble.
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "Ah have to talk to you, yes.
It have some Trinis up here in Heaven who causing real problems.
Dey swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn missing, BBQ sauce and
curry all over dey robe; cow-heel , chicken foot and pigtail bone
all over the streets of Gold; some ah dem walking around with one
wing, dey late taking turn keeping de stairway to Heaven clean,
it have a setta watermelon seed all over the cloud and dem, an
some ah dem ent wearing dey halos, saying it doh fit with
dey hairstyles" The Lord said, " I made them special, as I did
you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children.
If you really want to know about problems, let's call up the Devil". The devil answered the phone, "Hello? Yes,Lord ........wha de...... hole on a minute" The devil returned to the phone and said, " Yeah Lord, wha yuh want?" The Lord replied, "Tell me what kinds of problems you are having down there." The devil said, " Ooohh... hole orn.. hole orn" and put the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Eh heh. what it is yuh ask meh jus now?" The Lord said, "What kinds of problems are you having down there?" This time the devil was gone for 15 minutes. The devil returned and said, "Look I sorry eh, but I cyah talk to yuh right now nah. Dem Trinis and dem put out de fire again, and now dey installing air conditioning in meh place". |